Did you ever think that you would see a photo of Heidi Klum wearing Buffalo Bills zubaz? Did you even wonder what would happen if Donald Trump and Charlie The Butcher built a condo tower called Kimmelweck Vistas in Buffalo? What if the GooGoo Dolls (or the Google Dolls) were to build a Buffalo Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the Cyclorama Building? Or Tim Hortons plans for building a Hockey Museum inside The Marcy Casino? How about a state-of-the-art “Eye of Sauron” tower in the Realm of Clarence?
“We’re really excited about this tower,” stated a local Orc. “It’s like the one from Lord of the Rings, except it’s real.”
To top it off, Spot Coffee Elmwood is adding a daycare center for high school students. And high speed rail is the best way to get from the Northtowns to the Southtowns. It’s all happening in WNY… where we are the world.
If all of these stories sound “somewhat familiar”, but you just can’t put your finger on it, then you better click on over to the site Buffalebrity, where issues on parking, urban development, sprawl and Elmwood eccentrics all come together in one big, happy, dysfunctional family. It’s akin to reading the Buffalo Rising comment section while tripping on acid.